Single and alone for Christmas day?

If you are single, alone and not doing anything on Christmas day then I invite you to come on out to the Smyrna Bowling Center. We will be opening up at 3pm for those that want to get out of the house and do something. We will be open this evening until the last person leaves and if no one leaves then we will be open 24 hours. The center is always open 24 hours from Tuesday thru Sunday. if you bored tonight then come on out and see me I will be there from 12am to 9 am entertaining the young people of the area. Merry Christmas!